NOTE: Never listen to an 18 year old girl who says she drinks all the time and says she never throws up. She will not only throw up, but poop on you. Then you will wrap her in your bed sheets like a poop covered mummy and throw her on the floor.

STEPS TO CLEAN POOP:

  1. Wash balls in sink
  2. Put hand sanitizer on balls
  3. Use 13 baby wipes on balls
  4. Take 2 hour shower while whimpering
  5. Never talk to girl again, or in my case
  6. Tell the girl she pooped on you and then go backdoor on her…I’ll never learn