whose sister you have hooked up with: “Just because your sister and I don’t talk doesn’t mean we can’t hook up.”
bragging about getting free drinks on ladies’ night: “I’d rather pay for drinks and not be a dumb c@nt.”
you have just made out with: “I bet you I can get your home-girl to make out with me!”
who don’t remember hooking up with you: “Seriously…you’ve had my d!ck in your mouth.”
to girls with big boobs: “Hey there, titty bags!”
to a girl who says it would be weird to sleep together because you are friends: “I don’t really attach emotion to sex.”
who are you ex’s best friend: “No, it’s cool…I asked her persmission (whether you did or not, they don’t care).”
who are making out with you and are more sober than you: “Dude, this is awesome (as you grab a hand-load of ass).”
that show you their promise ring: “When are you going to break up with him, so we can f*ck?”
who are your friend & complaining about their weight: “No, really you look you can take a mean d*ck!”
that broke up with you because you drink too much: “Hey, I know I’m drunk, but I think we make a good match…I’ll cut down on the drinking. Miss you!”
standing right next to their boyfriend: “Hey, can me and my homeboy make out with you?”
that say they have better ass than the stripper on stage: “Can I lick it?”
that you ever want to date: “I was engaged to a stripper.”
